Its about making memories worth repressing
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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