I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
so much tequila, so little girl.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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