i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Randomize
