it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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