is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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