Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
