it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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