nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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