Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I touched a dick in church today
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