508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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