She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
