Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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