Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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