Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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