I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Houston, we have a squirter
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Randomize
