yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Damn victory sex feels great
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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