its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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