i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
