Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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