We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
