He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Randomize