I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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