Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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