He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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