sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I wear drunk well.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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