so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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