She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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