dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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