i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
