Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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