I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm just crazy horny about you
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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