Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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