I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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