there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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