She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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