where does the pee come out of this thing
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
