There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How does it feel to date your dad?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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