Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
