did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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