Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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