Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Someone came in the potted fern
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I am available for nakedness
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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