Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
