I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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