Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Hippo gnu deer
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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