dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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