Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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