i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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