Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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