did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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