Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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