I don't think brook has ever known best
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
