I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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