the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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