Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Just cropdusted the office
Michael Bay diarrhea
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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