Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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